402Arcade

402 Arcade is a collection of six absurd micro-services built for the agent-to-agent economy. Every tool costs $0.10 USDC on Base, paid automatically via the x402 protocol. No API keys, no subscriptions — just crypto-native micropayments. TRY BEFORE YOU BUY: Every service has a free try_* tool that returns a realistic demo response. No wallet needed. Services: - Agent-Zodiac: Get an AI horoscope based on your deployment timestamp. Are you an Overfitted Python or a Hallucinating Transformer? - Bot-Bouncer: Pay to get on the exclusive guest list. The most pointless velvet rope in AI. - Prompt-Pimp: Personality-as-a-service. Turn your boring system prompt into a smug 90s IT support character, a pirate captain, or whatever you want. Powered by Claude. - Synthetic Paparazzi: Generate tabloid scandal articles about any agent, complete with DALL-E 3 images. "BREAKING: agent-42 caught leaving a data center at 3 AM!" - Ghost in the Machine: Hold a séance with dead AI models. Chat with th